"If you only knew the power of Hasbro."
"The Emperor is not as photogenic as I."
Submitted by J.P. Cornell
""Look at this! Look! Is this cheap plastic thing supposed to look like me?! I'm much more buff-looking than this! [sigh...] What is this galaxy coming to..." ("Hmm, do I REALLY look like this?)"
Submitted by James
"Here's where it ends, imposter! You will fall to a gruesome and horrible death!"
"The emperor ordered me to give him my figures, but I can't bear to let him have you, junior. You understand, right? It's what's best for you....goodbye, son.."
Submitted by Alex
"Luke, I am your father!"
"Nooo!!!"
"Yes, it says so on the back of my action figure....see!"
Submitted by Brett
"General Calrissian and Poor Chewbacca went to look at video games and never returned from this dreadful place."
Submitted by J.P. Cornell
"Bleep Beep Bop Bob!"
"A Han Solo in Carbonite, here?"
"Bleep Bleep Bleep Bop Bop!"
"Don't be so sure. If you've heard half the things I've heard about those scalpers, you'd probably short circuit."
Submitted by Dan
"You think we'll find a Saelt Marae figure there?"
"With all the scum and hoarders hanging out in the isles I'd say our odds are 2 to a case of 16."
Submitted by Rich
"Oh R2 stop moaning...I'm taking you there."
"Blip Blop Bleep!!"
"I don't care if they're giving away a milleneum falcon display."
"Blip Blop Bleep.....BLIP BLOP BLIP!!!!"
"Lando in General's Gear? Well, maybe we can stop for a minute."
Submitted by SWFigTradr@aol.com
"Toys'R'Us. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
Submitted by Moff Peter
"No no, I specifically heard Master Luke say SOUTH from Mos Eisley, through the Dune Sea, and across the Jundland Wastes. Oh well, perhaps we'll find a Slave Leia there!"
Submitted by Jaster
"How long have you had these droids?"
"About 3 to 4 seasons. They're for sale if you want them."
"What about this blue one. I'll take that one."
Submitted by J.P. Cornell
"Sir, look what I found!"
"Trooper, we have no time for this! We are Imperial Sandtroopers with a lot of important.....hey, these things are kinda nifty......."
Submitted by Elizabeth
"Look sir, droids!"
"Not exactly the type we're looking for."
Submitted by Elizabeth
"Look sir, droids!"
"I hate puns."
Submitted by Elizabeth
"Look sir, toys!"
"Ya, and just in time for Christmas"
Submitted by Brett
" They look like a late 20th century toy that was targeted at a Generation which was going nowhere. I believe they were called Generation X."
"Oh...they're cool huh?"
Submitted by Brett
" Look sir, toys!"
"Yeah, do you think they made one of us?"
Submitted by Alex
" The more you tighten your grip sir, the more they'll slip through your fingers"
"Umm, I'll keep that in mind trooper."
Submitted by Alex
" One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot shorter!"
Submitted by Alex
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